WEIRD BEARD

I don't care who he is. But Stevie Wonder's facial hair looks like he's been drinking someone's dirty butt butter, and forgot to wipe off the chocolate milk moustache. Can i just shave this guy's mouth? Just for one day? I can't look at it anymore.

And the Stones are dead. I don't know what would hold my interest more: Keith Richards lickin' out "Start Me Up", or Steven Hawking playing a rousing game of ping pong. And, how the hell did Aaron Neville get famous?

Synopsis of the Super Bowl:
Game: D+
Halftime: D-
Commercials: B-
Food: C (A for ours, F for guest's)
Company: F

Overall: D+